Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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