your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
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Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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