Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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