we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
