kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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