The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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