he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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