I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
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No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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