All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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