I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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