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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef

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  Yo quero taco bell

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...

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• (801): View more from Utah

  he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?

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• (818): View more from California

  I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.

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  My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.

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• (716): View more from New York

  HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.

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• (682): View more from Texas

  Okay so I just had a really great idea

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  no.

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