i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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