Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (978): Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please. http://tfl.nu/4k32
  Replies (12) Good night (2214) Bad night (1024)
• Favorite

  (440): View more from Ohio

  that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (440): that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water... http://tfl.nu/dw5a
  Replies (12) Good night (631) Bad night (4119)
• Favorite

  (212): View more from New York

  You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (212): You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido. http://tfl.nu/8t44
  Replies (36) Good night (1137) Bad night (5141)
• Favorite

  (407): View more from Florida

  sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (407): sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch. http://tfl.nu/v1iz
  Replies (47) Good night (12117) Bad night (1217)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob. http://tfl.nu/6ugt
  Replies (56) Good night (8877) Bad night (1076)
• Favorite

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (336): Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things. http://tfl.nu/s0f9
  Replies (23) Good night (4005) Bad night (1045)
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control. http://tfl.nu/bxmz
  Replies (2) Good night (1701) Bad night (1210)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass. http://tfl.nu/ms9b
  Replies (25) Good night (1521) Bad night (1419)
• Favorite

  (707): View more from California

  She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (707): She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast. http://tfl.nu/czk4
  Replies (12) Good night (521) Bad night (2587)
• Favorite

  (843): View more from South Carolina

  Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (843): Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors http://tfl.nu/kni1
  Replies (12) Good night (438) Bad night (1527)
• Favorite

  (204): View more from Manitoba

  That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (204): That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina http://tfl.nu/e6cy
  Replies (6) Good night (871) Bad night (337)
• Favorite

  (757): View more from Virginia

  All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (757): All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude. http://tfl.nu/k2dr
  Replies (4) Good night (1401) Bad night (437)
• Favorite

  (916): View more from California

  Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (916): Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened. http://tfl.nu/94yj
  Replies (4) Good night (1048) Bad night (266)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted. http://tfl.nu/x7uk
  Replies (3) Good night (344) Bad night (291)
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you. http://tfl.nu/nxd6
  Replies (3) Good night (781) Bad night (200)

Randomize