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What you up to?

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Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.

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Full throttle

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Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.

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(248): What you up to? (734): Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking. (248): Full throttle (734): Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche. http://tfl.nu/7srx

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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.

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(607): i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change. http://tfl.nu/yfee

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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.

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(508): VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING. http://tfl.nu/vx02

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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times

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(405): Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times http://tfl.nu/skpm

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There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?

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(662): There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this? http://tfl.nu/zwz2

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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.

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(715): I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro. http://tfl.nu/7eu0

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Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.

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(516): Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper. http://tfl.nu/eehy

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I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.

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(940): I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him. http://tfl.nu/9uqa

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Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.

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(503): Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them. http://tfl.nu/c1rb

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If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.

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(804): If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks. http://tfl.nu/t0d1

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Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"

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(713): Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words" http://tfl.nu/ql9t

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I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.

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(517): I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you. http://tfl.nu/6lsv

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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again

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(714): HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again http://tfl.nu/hogt

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They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that

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(630): They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that http://tfl.nu/580s

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Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings

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(208): Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings http://tfl.nu/oj8r

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