His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
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I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times