Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
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Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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