I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
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She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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