Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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