i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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