Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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