How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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