I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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