it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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