Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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