Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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