I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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