so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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