This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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