shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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