i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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