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He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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