So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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