Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
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