i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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