Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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