the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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