If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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