so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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