I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
It's blow job season.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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