You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
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