im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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