no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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