Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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