Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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