I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
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Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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