belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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