she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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