question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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