Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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