He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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