Do you still have your period?
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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