After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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