I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You're breaking my sexual little heart
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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