I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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