i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
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I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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