your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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