I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
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Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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