There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
